i’ll help you hide the body tbh
I get to work with her today too, so that’s going to be fun.
If I show up at your house in the middle of the night covered in blood, I expect you to hide me in your closet.
Allison Argent + favorite quotes [season 3a]
My employer basically told me last night that my days at my current job are numbered.
So yeah. There’s that lovely bit of news.
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
This is my fitblr
I love this! Safe fitspo :)
You are not a machine.
So I am laughing at myself, and yes.
This is my life right now.
Thank God somebody did this. This is what I want to do every time I see one of these
stupid, inspirational posts.
i don’t know if i already posted this, but the article is a really fantastic look at male-dominated gamer culture and all of its problems.
someone who will not tolerate the only jokes I know how to make
SOMEONE WHO WILL NOT TOLERATE THE ONLY JOKES I KNOW HOW TO MAKE
Perfect phraseology is perfect.
by Steven Lefcourt.
I blew into this world on a leaf. I’m still blowing. I don’t think I’ll ever land.
Leonardo DiCaprio for GQ Australia (February-March 2012)