RED ALERT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
during hannibal lecter’s trial they play an extremely long tape of all the godawful cannibal puns he’s ever made and let him prove his guilt by being the only one in the room who giggles.
What does it feel like when you’re dancing?
"Don’t know. Sort of feels good. It’s sort of stiff and that, but once I get going, then I forget everything and sort of dissapear. Like I feel a change in my whole body. Like there’s fire in my body. I’m just there, flying, like a bird. Like electricity.”
THE NIGHT’S WATCH, a fanmix | [listen here]
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
General consensus: Everyone would fuck Elijah Mikaelson
Going through all my IJ accounts to see what needs deleting.
Awwwwwww. Remember when I wrote Aragorn/Legolas? So cute.
Don’t look a gift Warden in the mouth.
I’m not a fancy person. I love small spaces. I like tiny cars. I don’t buy things, aside from music and books. I don’t get loads of attention and maybe it’s because I’m kind of boring. I don’t think I’m boring, but I have different interests. I don’t go out much, not because I’m hiding but because I’m not a big drinker. I go out and have a good time, I go to concerts and stuff.